Jeff X Reader: Love Is A Bloody Knife.
Ive laid off the pasta for weeks but still Ive kept feeling like something has been watching me ever since that sunny day five weeks ago. The sense of impending doom keeps increasing I cant walk a few yards without turning my head to check if anyone is following me. There was this one time that something was following me but it was just a pure black cat with a torn left ear and bright green, almost radioactive eyes.
Ive told my friends about this but they keep calling me paranoid its not like they dont believe me, they just think Ive read too many stories and need some sleep. They dont get it! Something is coming and it will be ready soon.
This girl is going crazy; its the funniest thing Ive seen since watching Jane burn! Good times. Talk about paranoid though! Ive been treading carefully these last weeks because she detects a hint of movement like a hawk. The girl is sharp, Ill give her that, but she is NOT as sharp as my knife. This is going to be priceless.
Before I get to business, I want to find out more about this (name) girl. The more I know, the more I can get into her mind and really mess her up before I slit her. She has this friend who, from what I gather, knows a lot. They are always texting each other but I cant get a lot of information of (name)s phone because she always deletes messages. I think I better visit her and sap all the knowledge and life out of her. She better be useful, but hey, if she isnt, itll fuck up (name). Oh joy.